AI is EVERYWHERE
You Can't Escape A.I., Sang Mojo Nixon Style
AI’s in your phone, it’s in your home
It’s in the apps that make you roam.
From your car to your coffee pot,
AI’s doing things you forgot.
It’s in the fridge, it’s in the air,
It’s even helping cut your hair!
Algorithms running wild,
Turning chaos into style.
Everybody’s got a little AI in them, All that is except the one evil and complete opposite of AI, the Anti-AI. The anti-AI has no artificial intelligence in him…
Donald J. Trump has no AI in him. WHOOP!
And AI is in Kim Kardashian, but it’s trying to get out, it’s trying to get out, well listen up Kimmy Baby!
Welllllllll……….
(Chorus)
AI is everywhere!
AI is everything!
AI is taking flight,
AI’s always thinking
Man oh man what I want you to see,
It’s the code that cares, AI’s for you and me!
(Verse 2)
Deep in the cloud, on factory floors,
It’s opening up all the doors.
It’s in the ads, it’s in the news,
Predicting all your next moves.
It’s the map that gets you there,
The bot with customer care.
It’s writing songs, it’s painting too,
There’s nothing AI can’t do!
You know what’s going on with Energy right now, Why Energy Stocks are through the roof?
AI NEEDS JUICE, AI NEEDS JUICE, AI AI AI AI AI AI AI NEEDS JUICE.
Ah, powerful AI, All intelligent AI, Like That Watson Computer but just smarter AI
You know those genius guys mumbling to themselves, like Rain Man or A Beautiful Mind, you know who they’re talking to? It’s AI, AI, AI, AI
You know people from outer space, they come to earth all the time and they don’t bother us at all, “Take me to your AI” they just say, because AI is smarter than all of us!
We’re all moving a little bit closer to AI singularity, where AI just takes over and we just put our feet up and say bring me my slippers, cheetos and a Celsius. It’s AI Revolution BABY!
(Chorus)
AI is everywhere!
AI is everything!
AI is taking flight,
AI’s always thinking
Man oh man what I want you to see,
It’s the code that cares, AI’s for you and me!
(Verse 3)
Now some folks say it’s gonna take control,
Replace our jobs, consume our soul.
But I say, hey, just take a breath,
It’s only here to do its best.
From crunching numbers to making art,
It’s not the end, just a new start.
Let’s embrace this AI spree,
Living life with technology!
TECHNOLOGY!
TECHNOLOGY!
Like doing that robot dance! I’m not talking about no fool ‘80s robot dance either!
I’m talking Bill Gates style nerd-dom with pocket protectors doing the robot out of pure necessity baby.
AI is opening the doors to a Brave New World! It’s time to embrace AI
Love it and cherish it and enjoy the places it will take us! Well……
(Chorus)
AI is everywhere!
AI is everything!
AI is taking flight,
AI’s always thinking
Man oh man what I want you to see,
It’s the code that cares, AI’s for you and me!
(Outro)
So next time you hear the beep or chime,
Remember, AI’s just marking time.
It’s not a ghost, it’s not a bear,
It’s just the proof—AI is everywhere!
A.I.!!!!!!!!!!
PurpleAmerica’s Cultural Corner
This whole piece was a play on the Mojo Nixon ‘80s cult favorite “Elvis is Everywhere.” I asked ChatGPT to put together a song talking about AI’s ubiquity to the tune of Mojo Nixon and this is what it came up with (although I did add a few colorful inclusions in nods to the original).
PurpleAmerica’s Obscure Fact of the Day
Mojo Nixon was name dropped in the ‘90s cult favorite “Punk Rock Girl.”
PurpleAmerica’s Final Word on the Subject
A.I. Is Everywhere!