3 Comments
Mar 29Liked by PurpleAmerica

From the Ugly: I get a little joy about the Truth Social shitshow with this nugget: The Urban Dictionary lists DJT as being "Designated Jizz Towel" aka the crusty semen mop towel by the bed.

100% legit!

Expand full comment

Clever reference to Scaramucci - I'd almost forgotten those halcyon days of the trump years. (on second thought, I don't really want to recall them after all!)

Expand full comment